RIB CRACKER

One day a husband and wife had a heated argument and this followed:
Wife: You keep repeating the same thing every time.
Husband: I'm sorry, I will stop it. I will stop working late.
Wife: I cannot continue to live under one roof with you.
Husband: But I...
Wife: Ssshhh...
The next day: Noise coming from the rooftop.
Wife: What is going on here? What are these roofing sheets for?
Husband: Well since you said you cannot live under one roof with me, I decided to double the roof to make you stay.
Smart husband or foolish one?

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