RIB CRACKER

1. My Music Director is always accusing people of changing keys. He had better not bring it my way because I have been using the same key since we moved to our new apartment.

What is it with music and keys, yet we do not get to see the locks?

2. Little Johnny was told to go and bath before going to bed. He replied his mum that he didn't want to get  faded. His mum had earlier said she wasn't washing her gown always so as to keep it from fading.